Somebody once said we are all Americans, sometimes born in the wrong places.
I decided to join my new homeland.
I've come to appreciate the ideals that helped create this great country.
Twice a year, WM allows us to put several loads of garbage at the curb for free. In six years, I never took advantage of this service. I kept my house pretty clean and the weekly allowance was enough to get rid of the garbage our household produced.
Until yesterday. Several projects over the summer had produced too much garbage for the weekly pickup so we waited until the next chance to get rid of it.
As I was placing the garbage bags along the curb, I had this strange impression I had just seen it somewhere....