Somebody once said we are all Americans, sometimes born in the wrong places.
I decided to join my new homeland.
I've come to appreciate the ideals that helped create this great country.
His plane (Air Scare One) causes panic in New York City but he has no idea. The border with Mexico is still open because it's too late. His arrogance is greater of that of Lenin, Stalin and Brezniew combined. He gives no s**t what happens to us. Just as Specter doesn't. They all think of self preservation. They couldn't care less about their country. Losers. Cowards.
Obama talks to his teleprompter. The still-open border may kill us. A good point made on NRO today: if immigrants are so good for our economy, why aren't they good for their countries' economies? Well, I should know the answer to that question. But Obamaniacs say that capitalism is bad. So what's the system in Mexico, for example? I think it's called corruption but I may be wrong; after all, I am just a stupid conservative.
I couldn't go. It would have been my first time (in the US) protesting something but I have too much to do after 5pm to have attended the Portland rally.
I still wanted to mark this day somehow so I created this "art" and posted it outside my cube.
A few minutes later a woman working in a cube close by asked me to print the same thing for her. She was from India so I asked her if she had any tea bags (that stereotyping Republican that I am) and she said she had some. So we just printed the regular 1040 forms and attached them outside our cubes with the real tea bags dangling from the pins.
Later, when I was listening to the radio and all those reports from various tea parties around the country, I strangely felt united with all (real) protesters thanks to my small display.Good sticker for 2010.
I have to come up with a good Polish joke on this
is why I shouldn't feel guilty about getting a big car: the government policies forced me to do so.
Organic (which we buy from a local farmer) is evil
Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Bush 41: "This will not stand."
Clinton: "Another Lewinsky?"
Bush 43: No comment necessary.
Obama: "Pirates are distributing wealth. They are community organizers."
UPDATE: Not bad, not bad at all
, Obama. This is what our military is for.
Remember that website where hundreds of Democrats posted their pictures holding messages to the rest of the world after the 2004 election? Those signs said: We are sorry. We didn't vote for Bush.
So before Obama gets too far ahead of himself
, let me just say to the rest of the world, especially to those backward countries in the Middle East and to the Western Europe and Russia, China, etc.:I'm NOT sorry!!!
The difference is that I'm not sorry for all those America's sins Obama is apologizing. I'm sorry he's our president.
And I didn't vote for that champ who's going around the world apologizing to every low-life imaginable. He doesn't definitely speak for me when he kisses those low-lives' asses.
And when we get the presidency back, we will stick our middle finger up to some of you again. Because you deserve it. So does Obama as trashes this country.
What a jerk.